Adik Sayo

Hate School?

2007-04-22T17:17:00.000+08:00

Another Update! Yay.

Anyway with summer season i have a lot of free time so my first project is this
Images here are based on mostly hatred towards general types of teachers and my old guide which no one seems to read (partly because i never finished it o.o )

Here's the first three, my loyal readers(i think theres 2 members now) would prefer this style.These are not aranged in any order (excuse: er..laziness)

Enjoy!

If you like these stuff please comment. (a thanks or a hate would even help a lot)

RESURRECTED from the dead interweb

2007-04-09T12:01:00.000+08:00

After a few months, ok so maybe it was more than a year but I have finally updated this blog. I will finally try to update this regularly but I still wont post "today i did this, that, this, that," like most blogs.

ok so first thing im going to post is a few graduation/prom/retreat 304 pictures enjoy!

Just click the Link below
-CLICK ME-

If you have more pics im me --> ghost_squad7 I'll add more

Sample pics. HAHAHA.

REPORT CARD

2006-09-15T22:39:00.000+08:00

due to my boredom(and for my graduations sake) i decided not to continue the guide posted below
to keep you entertained at the moment i'd like to show my report card

im sorry im not too good in class

blame it on the teachers

2006-07-28T22:07:00.000+08:00

An Adiks Guide to:
A Students Nightmare: tEaChErS

VER .10=10% complete
Current Excuse: School Work
Next Major Update: Tommorow or After UPCAT

"God save your souls from the wrath of my fingers"

As a student,one thing that i hate are teachers. Not all teachers are bad only 98% of teachers are evil and should go to hell for making us suffer.How do we counter their sadistic ways? Besides wishing they should go to hell. I'll tell you a few hints on how to deal with Demonic teachers.But first we have to identify what kind of teacher she/he is. Dont know the types? Dont worry of course I'll tell you!

->Any stuff posted here are based only on my opinion and observation and is not ment offend anyone
->in other words: for students only
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if you,yes luckly reader,wish to

a.add anything here like another part discussed
b.give a big donations
c.maybe share your own opinion
d.like someone to burn in the 9th circle of hell

feel free to contact me at:

Mobile Phone: 09274984139
Yahoo Messenger: ghost_squad7
My Classroom: [sorry i must keep my real life identity a secret]

or if you wish to
a.torture me
b.shout at me
c.make me your boyfriend [conditions apply]
d.cut off my fingers

please dont feel free to contact me
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1.The Goody-good Teachers

Known for: Obeying practically every single rule in the handbook.
My view: These teachers arent really much of a pain but they do tend to get to your nerves in the time that you want to have fun [good fun ^_~]
Problem with them: If fun is not permitted in the handbook then most likely you wouldnt have any [or at least in your classroom]
Most common subject taught: Homeroom
Grades Given: Moderate

2. The Perfect Teacher

Known for: Knows how to have fun. Understanding. Gives great grades. Can teach well. Supports the class in projects,contests,etc.
My view: Read below
Problem with them: They are yet to be born.
Most common subject taught: read above
Grades Given: Near Perfect

3. FAT A** Teacher

Known for: Having much difficulty in fitting inside a classroom.
My view: you will most likely see these teachers having the same clothes worn week in and week out but we understand dont we? Think about how hard it is to find clothes when you're waist line is 100
Problem with them: Usually have short temper.
Most Common subject taught: [in order for me not to get into any more trouble lets keep this a secret]
Grades Given: Moslty way below average

4. The Newbie
->via internet language newbie is spelled as "n00b"

Known for: Lack of knowledge about how your school works [how you pass papers,che*ting arrangement,etc]
My view: One of *if not* thee most abused teacher. Simple as that
Problem with them: Usually sucks at teaching.
Most common subject taught: Major subjects like math,science,english
Grades Given: Above average

5. The Lazy bum

Known for: ALWAYS making students to report on topics.
My view: 4 letters H-A-T-E. I hate this kinds of teachers. They suck at teaching wait no, they hardly even teach. They just sit there and grade all your reports.
Problem with them: Their very existence
Most common subject taught: [in order for me not to get into any more trouble lets keep this a secret]
Grades Given: LOW (remember the magic words GTH)

6. LIVING DEAD TEACHERS

Known for: Long Teacher-Year Span. Being your dad's dad's dads teacher. Creepy skin.
My View: If there is one thing I hate more than lazy taechers its LD teachers. I dont hate them because their as old as the school itself but because their methods of teaching sucks.
Why?-Role Play ->come on were not graders anymore
-LAZY ->define lazy and you will see why
-Stubborn ->they define hip aka "uso" as hip in the 1920s ->is not in anyway undersatanding ->is never considerate

to sum it all up: they suck. GTFH!!! BI*C**!!!

Problem with them: Their existence in the living world
Most Common Subject taught: ***
Grades Given: What is the Lowest possible grade? Thats the answer

->GTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
->As you might have undestood by now i have a deep hate for teachers like this

7. HAWT Teachers

Known for: being sexy
My view: No,i have never encountered such a teacher but based on my itensive research, teachers like this do exist.
Problem with them: Probably .00001% of the teacher population
Most Common Subject taught: I have never encountered such a teacher.
Grades Given: No idea whatsoever.

8. Marshall Law Teachers.

Known for: Students having difficulty even breathing in class.
My View: Really a problem for people who are "makulit"
Problem with them: Their military style of teaching and disciplince.
Most Common Subject Taught: [in order for me not to get into any more trouble lets keep this a secret]
Grades Given: Below Average

---------TO BE CONTINUED-------------

A LATE FORECAST

2006-07-28T20:46:00.000+08:00

it has come to my attention that there were no scorpios in my forecast.So here is my tribute to all the scorpios out there a one day forecast.

Scorpio: Mamalasin ka bukas na bukas din. Bakit? Dahil sabi ko >:D

*on to the next update*
still in the making

Special Thanks

2006-07-15T13:27:00.000+08:00

Sorry kung nakalimutan kong ilagay ang pangalan nya sa thanks section ng guide ko.
So i dedicated this post to you.

THANK YOU: KIT AGUILA

Forthyear Forecast

2006-07-15T12:45:00.000+08:00

Hula-Hula Hororscope

For this months update I've decided to use my mystic powers to tell you,yes you lucky reader your very own hororscope for this month! Absolutely Free!!! Why wait? Check it out now!

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Next Update Status: Hopefully by 1st week of August

Topic: none at the moment suggest kayo ng gusto nyong gawin kong guide or anything you'd like to see here.
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(Random Arrangement)
Kung hindi mo alam ang zodiac sign mo bobo ka.Joke lang.See the picture below to find out your zodiac sign.Click the table below.

Taurus: Mag-iingat ka kapag nagswimming ka baka ka mapawisan.

Aries: Tumingin ka na lang sa susunod dahil wala akong maisip para sa Aries.

Virgo: Kakain mamaya kapag nagutom ka.

Aquarius: Makakatulog ka mamayang gabi pero huwag mag-alala magigising ka bukas ng umaga.

Pisces: Malaki ang posibilidad na papasok ka sa susunod na Monday. Nakikita ko rin na magaling kang gumawa ng blog dahil may bumabasa nito ngayon.

Capricorn: Aantukin ka mamayang 1:00-2:30 ng hapon.

Libra: Maliligo ka bukas ng hubo.

Leo: Magkakatest kayo sa Trigo this week at tatamarin kang mag-aral para dito.

Cancer: May makakalimutan kang assignment at gagawin mo ito pagkadatin mo sa classroom sa susunod na araw ng pasukan.

Sagitarius: Makikipagkaibigan ka sa kakalase mong matalino upang
makapagtanong lagi ng assign

Gemini: Ililipat mo ang channel ng tv nyo sa isang show ngunit ililipat mo sa iba
paglumabas na ang commercial.

An Adiks Guide to: Panliligaw

2006-05-22T11:32:00.000+08:00

Ver 0.9 UPDATE!!!
Probably the last update because i'm so lazy but there is the new layout i haven't figured out how to add cbox properly with this new layout yet.Added a new section this guide is now 90% complete.

~~~~~Introduction~~~~~
Like one former band once said "Sadness is beautiful.Loneliness is tragical".So how can we fix that? Have a girlfriend of course! So here is a simple guide to courting a girl built for basic nerds/losers/ugly people out there.This guide is now 90% complete enjoy.

====Notice====

This guide is intended for human use only.Please use this guide with caution.This guide is intended to help court a girl and does not have a 100% guaranteedchance success.The creator of this guide should not be blamed for any emotional/physical or even spiritual damageencountered while using this guide.This guide cannot be retransmitted,reposted or otherwisesold/shown in any other place beside this webpage without the expressed written consentof the creator.This guide was made so that we can make girls safer by making nerds/loser/ugly people committhe dummest mistakes during courting.

You are welcome to add suggestion/correction/donation or stuff to this guide just email me
ghost_squad7@yahoo.com
or im me at
ghost_squad7@yahoo.com

===For your safety===
Use

Please do NOT use this guide if you are
a.Stupid
b.umm.Stupid

After-Effects

If you fail to have a girlfriend with these method please do not commit suicide.Do not put you finger inside a moving electric fan as it may cause yor finger to seperate from the other fingers.

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Beginning
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Having a girlfriend while being a nerd/loser/ugly person is tougher than it already looksyou will find out that most of the pretty girls out there will most likely ignore you and your excistence in this world.

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Preparing
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What you need

a.non-nerdish/loser like clothing
b.a cellphone
c.hairstyle that will most likely not turn-off a girl
d.some self-confidence
e.courage
---optional---
f.special skill (ie.joking,flirting,etc)

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Finding a girl to court
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It is recommended that you find a girl
1.recognizes you
2.realizes that you actually exist
3.can contact her easily

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Taking the Torpe out of you
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---soon to come---

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Types of Approach
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There a few types of approach to get a girls attention.I recommend sticking with one but you can combine thembut some combinations will not work

a.The funny friend approach
-never runs out of jokes
-always optimistic
-never too serious about life/problems

b.The good friend approach
*an exccelent 1st way to get her as your gf
-your the shoulder to cry on
-always support her in her actions
-advices her on the right thing to do
-your always there when she needs you -have wise words

c.The badboy style
-bascily doing "bad" things that get her to notice you
-being rebbellious
-i dont know to much about this

d.The gentleman approach
-doing "sweet" stuff to the girl
-always respecting the girl
-being her knight-in-shinning-armor
-always telling her stuff like she's beautiful not hot

e.The teasing-her-always style
-basicly teasing her a LOT
-use this to the girl who expects you to shower her with praises
-you have to do it in a way that you wont hurt her feelings
-know when to stop and be serious

f.The cool way
-this will not be covered in our guide since this was built FOR nerds/losers/ugly people
-usually this is in line with being handsome
*includes
-being in a cool band
-having ridiculously rich clothes/cars/etc

g.The rich boy effect
-only works on girls who are "golddiggers"

h.The macho man/johnny bravo way
-requires: built up body with muscles and abs
-watch johnny bravo cartoon show
-good to attract a woman but not for long relationships

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Making the first move
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Before making any move towards any girl i highly suggest doing the following:
-brush your teeth well
-look at the mirror for any signs of unwanted stuff [ie boogers] that will instanly make you look more of a nerd/loser than you possible already are.

Step#1

Now once you have done those things here are a few ways of getting her to be your friend. Friends first ok? So in case you didn't get her as a gf you still have a friend.

-(If Classmate) in the first few days try to talk to her (if she is NOT ignoring your existence in this world) about light stuff like assignments,stupid teachers,tv shows
*At this stage try to go with her side on arguments about stupid teachers*
*this will hopefully make her a little comfortable talking to you*

-(If co-ed,neighboor,etc) again talk to her about anything around your surrounding or anything like that

TIPS: Do not do this step in a way that she knows that you are tryng to get close to her. Make it look like an innocent conversation. Try to time it right: when she's alone ex in a part of your classroom or her friends are of somewhere or even better if youre near her.
Time: Around 1-3 weeks for best effect.
Hard Part: First time talking to her.

Step#2

If step 1 is successful then you would have probably spend a little time a day talking to her.

-Get to know a little about her that WILL help you in your goal

TIP: Try to get as much info about her FROM her but never force her to tell you.
Time: Around 1-2 weeks if you feel you already have all the info you need.Hard Part:Talking to her while not showing signs of interest *yet*.

Step#3

Now comes the hard part.Step 3 includes:
-being with her
-knowing if she likes you

*Being with her*
During step 2 you must have at least known her schedule.If you know where she's likely to be at certain times this will be useful.Once you know that its clear to be alone with her,go!
(Do NOT do ANY stupid stuff like try to kiss her or hold her hand)
Go with her in times like afternoon when she going home but do it in a way in which you do not look like a suitor in peoples eyes.

*Knowing if she likes you*
You luckly nerd/loser.If you made it through the first part of step3 it either means:
-she likes you OR -shes very kind in not tryng to be rude by saying/acting like she doesnt want you

To know if she DOES like you,you can try the following things:

-asking her out (if she agrees then your lucky)
*will be covered in another part of this guide*

-(By using Step#2 in conjuction with funny-friend apprach)
When/If talks she talks about guys she likes
(Meaning you probably did step 2 for months)
In a joking way tell her that you're better/more handsome than those guys she likes (which we know it is not true) she would probably have 3 reactions:
She would laugh at you.
She would say something like "yeah right".
She would defend the guy saying HE is more handsome/cooler/etc
or If the world would probably be destroyed at that very moment she would agree that you are more handsome/better than the guy she likes.

Step#4

There is no step 4 because if you did steps1-3 then youd already have her as a friend.Now you can start showing her you like her.

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How to get her attention
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With a lot of research and survey,and a lot of people thinking that asking them questions about thismeans that i like them(no survey purposes only).I have these ways of getting her attention

1.Not acting stupid
->mostly stupid people are ignored by girls

2.(If you choose funny-friend-approach)
Pa-cute Effect
->mostly works in conjunction with a joking style personality
->do stuff like hinting to her that YOU say yourself look cute

3.(If you choose rich boy effect) Cool clothes say it all
->those brands that cost ridiculously high prices or accessories like the latest iPod,Cellphone or a PSP helps too

4.(If you stupidly choose maco man way) um..showing off your 6-pack?
->this is just plain stupid

5.(If you choose gentleman effect) simply being a gentleman
->respect her,open doors for her,treat her
->basically treat her like a princess
->always make her feel loved
->this is just too much work and money for me

6.(If you choose the good-friend approach) your always there [note:not a stalker]
->you need to have her already as a friend if you use this style
->basically showing her that she can always count on you
->99% of the time taking her side on arguments
->support her in all her actions
(when she has passed the waw-crush-ko-si-ganto stage make your moveshow her that YOU can be an excellent bf rather than those umm..more handsome,richer,smarter guys.i just couldnt wait to say that)

7.(Teasing-her-always style [im tired of typing if you choose.oh wait i just typed it again.])
->again this requires for her to already be your friend
->tease her a lot,about probably anything you can possibly think of about her
->timing here is everything,time your teases right and that adds to plus points
->girls may not know it but now they are getting comfortable around you [<--not from my mouth] [note: again learn when to stop]
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What to wear
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To sum this part up,i divide these styles only into two.
1. Clothes that scream wow.
->like i said,brand names here are everything
->even if a shirt is ugly if it has a big-brand-name then it turns into a good shirt
->you need cash here not for cheap people like me

2.Clothes that look good on you
->most nerds/losers/etc will have a difficult time with this
->ask a friend [cool one i hope] for advice on what clothes complements you and what other stuff those fashion gay stupid people tell you on tv.

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How to communicate well
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This is where the cellphone comes in.Use it often to let her know you care about her.You can also use this with the approaches mentioned above.

Never relly(wtf spelling!) on your cellphone to much.You have to ask and talk to her personally,too.An the key to a good relationship(besides goodlooks and attitudes)
is communication.You should be able to communicate well with her.

Tips in communicating with your future girlfriend:

#1 Be there when she is lonely.
-self explanatory

#2 Be there when she needs a friend/a shoulder to cry on
-kind of like the 1st one i just wanted to add a #2 so it would look long

#3 Let her know your versatility
-by this i mean don't be just there as a guy who makes her laugh.Be her goodfriend,bestfriend adn then eventually you can reach the rank of boyfriend.

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How to be with her
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Or you could rename this section into "How to be alone with her".Now lets get strait to the point.
How do you be with here?

Step#1 Know her sched
-I cant bear in words how much this could help you.
-Know when she's alone and then get near her and make your moves.

Step#2 Ask her out
-Ah what better way to be alone with her than on a date?No pesky people(unless they spy in you two).And the whole they with her.
-Be romantic
-If not done properly this could be expensive.

--Caution--
Step#3 Plan a day with her
-Dangerous.This has a lot of risks.
-By a chance she could be turned-off
-Even if you plan everything right,there is still a chance everything could go wrong

What do you do when your alone with her

Step#1 Don't be maniac/manyak
-This is ver important.Don't look or act like a rapist for goodnes sakes.

Step#2 Know the right moves
-Be serious when with her when your alone
-Show her signs that you like-like her

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How to ask her on a date
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No more random rants on this section.As mentioned above a great way of being alone with her is on a date.Now how do you ask her out?
This basically depends on the type of approach you did.So use your creativity in asking her out.There are a million of possible ways.
Here's a few examples,tips or maybe useless info.

Situation Date
-You ask her out near a scheduled stuff like a project.Ask her on a date in this sense "Do you have something to do after the project?um..You want to watch a movie?".Just create your own style from that example.

Planned Date
-This ussually requires for you to be a close/good friend of her for at least a couples weeks.

Unexpected Dates
-Now this is a tricky one.This is a date that you just happen to see her or meet her someplace and shes got nothing to do
-Be creative so that it won't end up as a bad date.

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What to do on a date
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Here is a few things you should consider when in a date

Where to date?
Though there is the traditional mall,some people reccommend places like beautiful parks (parks are getting extinct now curse you malls).
You could also try a place with a beautiful view like those romantic places seen on tv.You could surprise her and bring her to a totally
romantic place that i have yet to mention.

Where to eat?
-Not to cheap yet not to expensive

What to do?
A few routine things include

a.Movie
-Don't always pick a romantic movie
-You can choose stuff that she absolutely likes ex.comedy wouldn't it be nice to share laughter together

b.Just Talking
-This could be a great time to spend quality time.
-You could talk about anything in the world.
-Choose a romantic spot to rest and relax those tired muscles.

c.Arcade (i love this part)
-Ah yes my Fave Part ok first the donts

DONT EVER PLAY AN ARCADE WHERE THE GIRL IS JUST WATCHING YOU
Games include:Tekken,Streetfighter,*insert other fighting games here*

Instead Play games where you could enjoy each others complany even if you two look stupid playing that game
Games include:Dance Dance Revo,The Basketball shooting thingy

*Bonus Pogi Points*
Win Her a Cute prize (not those cheap pencils,pins,etc i'm talking about stuff toys)

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Pop The Question
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Now it's time to let her know that you want her as your girlfriend.This is the make or break moment.This could possibly ruin your friendship or it could lead to your 1st girlfriend (hopefully).
You must have known by know if she likes you.Attracting her and letting her know you like-like her basically is up to you because you yourself know what she likes and how she would react to things.
But of course i do have some simple tips for you.

Timing
-Again timing is everything. Pop the question at just the right time to get more pogi points but don't wait to long you might run out of time.

Place/Scene
-I highly reccommend a very romantic place when you ask her.Wouldn't it be more memorable if you asked her in a expensive resto rather than during math time at class?
-Kudos (meaning cool points i think) for you if you manage to pull this off in the girls house.

Speech/Way of saying
-DO NOT ASK HER VIA SMS/TEXT that is very important.You got to have confidence ask her personally.That's major plus pogi points if you can ask her in a romantic way.

Attitude
-Not too shy yet not to confident.

Clothes
-Simply don't look stupid on the day you ask her.

*Restrictions*
There are of course some restrictions that yo must avoid

Parents
-If the girl likes you but the parents don't.Umm it's all up to you.Don't do 'tanan' ha.
Friends
-There is a section dedicated to this.See below.
Other Guys
-I have no idea so far.Violence is never the answer.

-------------------Everything Else that matters-------------
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Making her friends your friends
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What Girls Hate
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Guys Tips for Guys
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Thank You Section

To other people who I forgot to put on the list.Just remind me to add your name.Thank you to all the people who answered the surveys:

(In no particular Order)

Ma. Kristina Tigno

Ate Nayami

Ate Lei

Aly

Claudine Ona

April Mulintapang

Jill Conception

Iris Rivares

Monina delos Santos

Agnes Malihan

TO All the adiks out there.If it weren't for them i would probably have a girlfriend by now hahaha.

To the [Adiktus Clan] for all those hours of Ragnarok,Nba,etc.

To me for making this guide and all the typing i had to do.

AND TO YOU (toyo hehehe) FOR READING THIS GUIDE